Nothing in the repo pushes to, authenticates against, or is gated by Uptime
Kuma any more.
── The sixth instance of the banner bug ────────────────────────────────────
memos had `Restart memos` guarded by `uptime_kuma_enabled`, because the
deprecation banner was placed immediately above it and swept it in. It is a
HANDLER, so every memos config change since 2026-09-11 applied to disk and
silently never restarted the service. Ungated.
That is the same failure found in forgejo-runner's self-assert, phoenixd's timer
enable, mempool's three timer enables, fulcrum's restart handler and bitcoind's
restart handler. Every guard was read and asked "monitoring or deployment?"
before being deleted, which is the only reason this was caught.
── What was removed ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
30 uptime_kuma_enabled guards across 7 unconverted service playbooks, and
the 29 Kuma monitor-creation tasks they gated (embedded Python that drove
the Kuma API, temp credential files, cleanup)
7 dead uptime_kuma_api_url definitions
7 stale DEPRECATED banners
uptime_kuma_enabled and subdomains.uptime_kuma from group_vars/all
healthcheck_push_urls from the vault - 30 push tokens
services/ntfy/setup_ntfy_uptime_kuma_notification.yml -> archive/
The explanatory comments in the six converted roles are KEPT on purpose. They
record why a handler is ungated, and deleting the explanation invites someone
to helpfully re-add the guard.
── The probes moved rather than died ───────────────────────────────────────
Eight per-service health checks were still pushing to Kuma. They are not
superseded by infra/401: that answers "is the unit running", these answer "does
the service actually respond" - an RPC call to bitcoind, a TCP connect to
Fulcrum's Electrum port, an HTTP fetch from Mempool's backend. A process can be
perfectly `active` and useless.
So they were repointed, not deleted. Gatus external endpoints take a POST with
a bearer token and success=true|false where Kuma took a GET with ?status=up, so
report() now maps up/down to true/false internally and no call site changed.
Registered by infra/403 as the `probe` group, one token per host.
Two bugs fixed while in there:
* forgejo-runner's check only ever reported SUCCESS - it exited before pushing
when the runner was down, so a failure was invisible until the heartbeat
window expired. Reporting the failure is the entire point of a check.
* All six healthcheck .service units were mode 0644 and now carry a bearer
token. They are 0600.
Verified: 91 endpoints, 91 UP, 0 DOWN. Every probe triggered by hand and
confirmed arriving. Zero Kuma URLs left in the vault, zero live references in
any playbook or role.
Still standing, deliberately: the Kuma container on watchtower, its Caddy vhost,
and the uptime.contrapeso.xyz DNS record. Turning the service off is a separate
decision from removing the code that talked to it.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
892-line playbook becomes 40 lines plus a role with install/build/configure/
service/healthcheck phases, five templates and one handler. bitcoin_knots_vars.yml
is deleted; its content is the role's defaults.
Verified after a real run: bitcoind still active since 2026-08-19 (NO restart),
chain at 966844 blocks / 875 GB, DATUM config intact, dbcache still 200, health
check timer firing again. changed=3, all health-check. vipy changed=0.
⚠ THE BIG ONE: the playbook would have deleted the mining integration.
bitcoin.conf on the node carries a section that was hand-added and was missing
from the template entirely:
blockmaxsize=3985000
blockmaxweight=3985000
blocknotify=killall -USR1 datum_gateway
maxmempool=1000
blockreconstructionextratxn=1000000
blocknotify is how datum_gateway learns a new block landed. Running the old
playbook would have stripped all of it and solo mining would have carried on
against a stale template - a silent failure that costs money rather than raising
an error. Also dbcache 200 -> 3528 (hand-tuned down; the calculation wants 90% of
RAM) and logging moved off the file. All now reconciled, dbcache behind
bitcoin_dbcache_mb_override.
bitcoin-knots and datum-gateway are ONE SYSTEM. Noted in the README.
AND MY OWN FIX MADE IT MORE DANGEROUS. The `Restart bitcoind` handler was guarded
by uptime_kuma_enabled, so it had been inert: bitcoin.conf and the systemd unit
both notify it and neither could restart anything - a config change applied to
disk, reported success, and never took effect. Ungating that is right, but it
converts "wrong config sitting inertly on disk" into "node restarted onto a
config that breaks mining". The ungating had to land WITH the template
reconciliation, not before it.
It also raises the bar permanently: any residual template/live difference now
restarts a Bitcoin node on every run. Four rounds of --check --diff to reach
changed=0 - the DATUM section, an explanatory comment that was rendering into the
deployed config (now a {# #} Jinja comment), a "# Pruning (optional)" comment the
live file had, and one trailing blank line.
The build path is 32 tasks all guarded by `not bitcoind_binary_exists.stat.exists`,
so a converged host skips the 30-60 minute compile and both `state: absent`
deletions. Those target /opt/bitcoin-knots/{source,bitcoin-<version>}; the chain
is in /mnt/knots_data and is never touched. Signature-verification tasks copied
verbatim.
The health check timer had last fired 2026-08-09 while reporting active/enabled -
same OnBootSec + OnUnitActiveSec dead chain as fulcrum. The role runs the check
once after enabling to supply the reference the timer schedules from.
Ownership parity checked mechanically against `git show HEAD:`, keyed by TASK
NAME rather than path - keying by path gave a false positive, because
bitcoin_knots_source_dir is created with ownership and later removed with
state: absent, so whichever task comes last wins and that differs between one
file and five. 13/13 match.
bitcoin_p2p_port and the tailscale hostname moved to services_config.yml for the
socket-proxy play on the edge host.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
