Nothing in the repo pushes to, authenticates against, or is gated by Uptime
Kuma any more.
── The sixth instance of the banner bug ────────────────────────────────────
memos had `Restart memos` guarded by `uptime_kuma_enabled`, because the
deprecation banner was placed immediately above it and swept it in. It is a
HANDLER, so every memos config change since 2026-09-11 applied to disk and
silently never restarted the service. Ungated.
That is the same failure found in forgejo-runner's self-assert, phoenixd's timer
enable, mempool's three timer enables, fulcrum's restart handler and bitcoind's
restart handler. Every guard was read and asked "monitoring or deployment?"
before being deleted, which is the only reason this was caught.
── What was removed ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
30 uptime_kuma_enabled guards across 7 unconverted service playbooks, and
the 29 Kuma monitor-creation tasks they gated (embedded Python that drove
the Kuma API, temp credential files, cleanup)
7 dead uptime_kuma_api_url definitions
7 stale DEPRECATED banners
uptime_kuma_enabled and subdomains.uptime_kuma from group_vars/all
healthcheck_push_urls from the vault - 30 push tokens
services/ntfy/setup_ntfy_uptime_kuma_notification.yml -> archive/
The explanatory comments in the six converted roles are KEPT on purpose. They
record why a handler is ungated, and deleting the explanation invites someone
to helpfully re-add the guard.
── The probes moved rather than died ───────────────────────────────────────
Eight per-service health checks were still pushing to Kuma. They are not
superseded by infra/401: that answers "is the unit running", these answer "does
the service actually respond" - an RPC call to bitcoind, a TCP connect to
Fulcrum's Electrum port, an HTTP fetch from Mempool's backend. A process can be
perfectly `active` and useless.
So they were repointed, not deleted. Gatus external endpoints take a POST with
a bearer token and success=true|false where Kuma took a GET with ?status=up, so
report() now maps up/down to true/false internally and no call site changed.
Registered by infra/403 as the `probe` group, one token per host.
Two bugs fixed while in there:
* forgejo-runner's check only ever reported SUCCESS - it exited before pushing
when the runner was down, so a failure was invisible until the heartbeat
window expired. Reporting the failure is the entire point of a check.
* All six healthcheck .service units were mode 0644 and now carry a bearer
token. They are 0600.
Verified: 91 endpoints, 91 UP, 0 DOWN. Every probe triggered by hand and
confirmed arriving. Zero Kuma URLs left in the vault, zero live references in
any playbook or role.
Still standing, deliberately: the Kuma container on watchtower, its Caddy vhost,
and the uptime.contrapeso.xyz DNS record. Turning the service off is a separate
decision from removing the code that talked to it.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
802-line playbook becomes 68 lines (three plays: the role, the Caddy dashboard,
the Stratum socket proxy) plus a 345-line role. datum_gateway_vars.yml is
deleted; its content is the role's defaults.
Verified after a real run with zero miners connected: datum-gateway restarted
cleanly onto the reformatted config, deployed config.json semantically identical
to what was there (pool_address bc1qvrj3g84..., pool_pass_* false, ports
unchanged), health check timer firing, and the Knots side untouched - bitcoind
still up since 2026-08-19 with blocknotify intact.
TWO PIECES OF DRIFT WHERE THE NODE WAS RIGHT, both confirmed with the operator:
- datum_mining_address: the vault held bc1qdse9dsg... while the node had been
mining to bc1qvrj3g... since 2026-08-08. This is WHERE BLOCK REWARDS ARE PAID.
And unlike fulcrum and bitcoin-knots, the `Restart datum-gateway` handler here
was never gated, so the stale value would have applied immediately rather than
sitting inert on disk.
- pool_pass_workers / pool_pass_full_users: false on the node, true in the vars
file.
Both corrected in the vault and role defaults with notes recording why.
Comparing this config needs semantics, not text: the live file is single-line
JSON and the template renders pretty-printed, so a textual diff is pure noise.
Rendering it and comparing parsed JSON is what surfaced both differences.
config.json carries bitcoind.rpcpassword and api.admin_password, and --diff
prints rendered content - so `--check --diff` put them on the terminal. The task
now sets diff: false by default (-e datum_reveal_config=true to opt in). Those
two should be rotated.
I also mis-reported pool_pass_workers/pool_pass_full_users as exposed credentials
because my masking matched "pass" in the key name. They are BOOLEANS, and
mining.pool_address is a Bitcoin address, public by nature. Only the two real
passwords above were exposed.
`Configure cmake build` and `Compile datum_gateway` are bare command: tasks with
no changed_when, so they recompile on every run. The build is reproducible -
Install datum_gateway binary sees identical content and leaves the installed
binary's timestamp alone - but it is wasted work each time. Documented as the
idempotent floor.
Ownership parity checked mechanically against `git show HEAD:` keyed by task
name: 7/7 match, 9 Kuma tasks dropped.
This completes Plan 6 Stage 2: all six services in the list are roles.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
