Removing the credentials would otherwise break these playbooks mid-deploy: they
template uptime_kuma_password with no assert to stop them first. 100 tasks are
now guarded by uptime_kuma_enabled (false), so deployments run normally and the
monitoring sections skip. A further 28 tasks were already self-guarding on
monitor_setup/push_url being defined; verified that a skipped task's registered
variable makes those skip cleanly rather than error.
The blocks are kept on purpose — the health-check logic is the durable part and
should be rewired to whatever replaces Uptime Kuma.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
Drops uptime_kuma_username/password from infra_secrets.yml and its group_vars
copy and example, plus a dead push token in nodito_secrets.yml that nothing
referenced. They remain in git history — rotation is what actually retires them.
Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>
