monitoring: recover host checks for the whole estate, reported to Gatus

Five checks, 27 endpoints, replacing what Uptime Kuma used to watch:

  is it up      every 5min, all hosts
  is disk full  daily,      all hosts
  is CPU hot    every 5min, nodito
  is ZFS broken daily,      nodito
  is UPS online every 5min, nodito

Two roles, kept separate so neither knows about the other - they meet at a URL
and a token, the same way caddy_site and each service meet at a vhost:

  roles/gatus_endpoint  runs on the observability host, writes ONE file into
                        /opt/gatus/config/endpoints/. Gatus merges every *.yaml
                        there and appends lists, so callers compose without
                        coordinating.
  roles/healthcheck     runs on the monitored host: a check script, a systemd
                        service, a timer, and an optional push. Ships a library
                        of check bodies under templates/checks/.

Everything PUSHES. Gatus never reaches out, which matters because nodito and its
VMs are behind NAT, and because four of the five checks are internal state with
no pollable surface at all. Liveness pushes too, deliberately: a heartbeat proves
the host is running AND can reach the internet, where an ICMP probe from one
vantage point only proves it answers pings from there. And since Gatus alerts
when a heartbeat window expires, a check that stops running raises the alarm by
itself - a dead timer looks exactly like a dead host, which is the correct
reading.

One bearer token per host, generated straight into the vault and never printed.
A token only writes results for its own host's endpoints, so a compromised host
can lie about itself, which it could do anyway.

Three things learned from the source that shaped this:

  * Gatus polls its own config every 30s and reloads
    (main.listenToConfigurationFileChanges), so gatus_endpoint needs no restart
    handler - writing the file IS the deploy.
  * ...but on a reload it panics if the new config fails to parse, unless
    skip-invalid-config-update is set. Endpoint files are contributed by other
    playbooks, so one malformed file would take the monitor down at the worst
    possible moment. Now set.
  * The push URL uses a key Gatus computes, not the name you write:
    sanitize(group) + "_" + sanitize(name), lowercased with / _ . , space # + &
    replaced by "-" (config/key/key.go). So knots_box_local is
    knots-box-local in the URL. The playbook derives it rather than hand-writing.

storage: maximum-number-of-results 900, up from upstream's 100. Gatus bounds the
database by COUNT and trims inline on insert, so there is no retention job and
no way to fill a disk - but history depth is then a function of check frequency,
and 100 results at a 5-minute interval is 8 hours. 900 is ~3 days of liveness
and ~2.5 years of the daily disk check. The uptime table is separate and its
30-day retention is hard-coded upstream.

A bug worth recording: the first deploy shipped five scripts that all died with
"syntax error: unexpected end of file". Jinja strips an included template's
trailing newline and trim_blocks then eats the newline after {% endif %}, so the
closing brace of check() landed on the same line as the body's last statement -
`return 0}`. Every check was broken and the deploy still reported failed=0,
because the role's "run once" task has failed_when: false and reports the result
as a debug message nobody read. The blank line that fixes it is now load-bearing
and commented as such.

Verified by triggering every unit by hand rather than waiting on timers: all
checks exit 0 on all hosts, and Gatus shows 26 UP / 1 DOWN. The one DOWN is
liveness_watchtower, which is honest - that host currently refuses SSH (TCP
connects, no banner exchange) and is excluded from this deploy. It is also the
box still running Uptime Kuma.

Known waste, not yet fixed: healthcheck installs its dependencies per CHECK
rather than per HOST, so apt runs 29 times estate-wide for a curl that is
already present, and daemon_reload runs 4x per host.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

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ansible/infra/400_host_monitoring.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,175 @@
+---
+# Host-level monitoring for the whole estate, reported to Gatus.
+#
+# Every check here PUSHES. Gatus never reaches out, which matters because nodito
+# and its VMs sit behind NAT, and because four of the five checks are internal
+# state with no pollable surface at all - disk usage, CPU temperature, ZFS pool
+# health and UPS mains status cannot be observed from outside the machine.
+#
+# Liveness is a push too, and that is a choice rather than a limitation. A
+# heartbeat proves the host is running AND can reach the internet; an ICMP probe
+# from one vantage point only proves it answers pings from there. And because
+# Gatus alerts when a heartbeat window expires, a check that stops running
+# raises the alarm by itself - a dead timer looks exactly like a dead host,
+# which is the correct reading.
+#
+# Each host has ONE bearer token, shared across its own checks: a token can only
+# write results for that host's endpoints, so a compromised host can lie about
+# itself, which it could do anyway.
+#
+# The push URL must use Gatus's own key format (config/key/key.go):
+#     key = sanitize(group) + "_" + sanitize(name)
+# where sanitize lowercases and replaces / _ . , space # + & with "-". So
+# knots_box_local becomes knots-box-local in the URL but stays readable in the
+# name. host_key below is the Jinja equivalent; do not hand-write these.
+
+# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+# Register everything with Gatus.
+#
+# This play runs FIRST on purpose. Gatus reloads its config within 30s, and the
+# host plays below take minutes, so every endpoint exists before its first push
+# arrives. Registering afterwards would 404 every first report.
+#
+# Heartbeat windows are several times the check interval, so one missed run - a
+# slow apt run, a reboot - does not raise an alarm, but a check that has
+# genuinely stopped does.
+# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+- name: Register the host checks with Gatus
+  hosts: observability
+  become: yes
+  vars:
+    monitored: "{{ groups['managed'] | sort }}"
+
+  tasks:
+    - name: Build the liveness endpoint list
+      ansible.builtin.set_fact:
+        liveness_endpoints: "{{ liveness_endpoints | default([]) + [{
+          'name': item,
+          'group': 'liveness',
+          'token': gatus_push_tokens[item],
+          'heartbeat': '16m'}] }}"
+      loop: "{{ monitored }}"
+
+    - name: Build the disk endpoint list
+      ansible.builtin.set_fact:
+        disk_endpoints: "{{ disk_endpoints | default([]) + [{
+          'name': item,
+          'group': 'disk',
+          'token': gatus_push_tokens[item],
+          'heartbeat': '30h'}] }}"
+      loop: "{{ monitored }}"
+
+    - name: Register liveness endpoints
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: gatus_endpoint
+      vars:
+        gatus_endpoint_name: liveness
+        gatus_endpoint_external: "{{ liveness_endpoints }}"
+
+    - name: Register disk endpoints
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: gatus_endpoint
+      vars:
+        gatus_endpoint_name: disk
+        gatus_endpoint_external: "{{ disk_endpoints }}"
+
+    - name: Register the hypervisor endpoints
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: gatus_endpoint
+      vars:
+        gatus_endpoint_name: hypervisor
+        gatus_endpoint_external:
+          - name: cpu
+            group: hypervisor
+            token: "{{ gatus_push_tokens['nodito'] }}"
+            heartbeat: "16m"
+          - name: zfs
+            group: hypervisor
+            token: "{{ gatus_push_tokens['nodito'] }}"
+            heartbeat: "30h"
+          - name: ups
+            group: hypervisor
+            token: "{{ gatus_push_tokens['nodito'] }}"
+            heartbeat: "16m"
+
+- name: Deploy host liveness and disk checks
+  hosts: managed
+  become: yes
+  vars:
+    gatus_api: "https://{{ subdomains.gatus }}.{{ root_domain }}/api/v1/endpoints"
+    host_key: "{{ inventory_hostname | lower | regex_replace('[/_.,# +&]', '-') }}"
+    host_token: "{{ gatus_push_tokens[inventory_hostname] }}"
+
+  tasks:
+    - name: Is the host up?
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: healthcheck
+      vars:
+        healthcheck_name: liveness
+        healthcheck_description: "Liveness heartbeat for {{ inventory_hostname }}"
+        healthcheck_check: liveness
+        healthcheck_interval: "5min"
+        healthcheck_boot_delay: "1min"
+        healthcheck_push_url: "{{ gatus_api }}/liveness_{{ host_key }}/external"
+        healthcheck_push_token: "{{ host_token }}"
+
+    - name: Is the disk packed?
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: healthcheck
+      vars:
+        healthcheck_name: disk-usage
+        healthcheck_description: "Disk usage for {{ inventory_hostname }}"
+        healthcheck_check: disk-usage
+        # Daily. RandomizedDelaySec spreads twelve hosts across the hour rather
+        # than having them all report in the same second.
+        healthcheck_on_calendar: "*-*-* 07:00:00"
+        healthcheck_randomized_delay: "3600"
+        healthcheck_boot_delay: "5min"
+        healthcheck_push_url: "{{ gatus_api }}/disk_{{ host_key }}/external"
+        healthcheck_push_token: "{{ host_token }}"
+
+- name: Deploy the hypervisor-only checks
+  hosts: hypervisor
+  become: yes
+  vars:
+    gatus_api: "https://{{ subdomains.gatus }}.{{ root_domain }}/api/v1/endpoints"
+    host_token: "{{ gatus_push_tokens[inventory_hostname] }}"
+
+  tasks:
+    - name: Is the CPU hot?
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: healthcheck
+      vars:
+        healthcheck_name: cpu-temp
+        healthcheck_description: "CPU temperature for {{ inventory_hostname }}"
+        healthcheck_check: cpu-temp
+        healthcheck_packages: [curl, lm-sensors]
+        healthcheck_interval: "5min"
+        healthcheck_push_url: "{{ gatus_api }}/hypervisor_cpu/external"
+        healthcheck_push_token: "{{ host_token }}"
+
+    - name: Is ZFS broken?
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: healthcheck
+      vars:
+        healthcheck_name: zfs-health
+        healthcheck_description: "ZFS pool health for {{ zfs_pool_name }}"
+        healthcheck_check: zfs-health
+        healthcheck_packages: [curl, jq]
+        healthcheck_zfs_pool: "{{ zfs_pool_name }}"
+        healthcheck_on_calendar: "*-*-* 07:20:00"
+        healthcheck_boot_delay: "10min"
+        healthcheck_push_url: "{{ gatus_api }}/hypervisor_zfs/external"
+        healthcheck_push_token: "{{ host_token }}"
+
+    - name: Is the UPS online?
+      ansible.builtin.include_role:
+        name: healthcheck
+      vars:
+        healthcheck_name: ups-status
+        healthcheck_description: "UPS mains status for {{ ups_name }}"
+        healthcheck_check: ups-status
+        healthcheck_ups_name: "{{ ups_name }}"
+        healthcheck_interval: "5min"
+        healthcheck_push_url: "{{ gatus_api }}/hypervisor_ups/external"
+        healthcheck_push_token: "{{ host_token }}"

ansible/roles/gatus/defaults/main.yml

@@ -57,6 +57,21 @@ gatus_storage_type: sqlite
 gatus_storage_path: "/data/gatus.db"
 gatus_storage_caching: true
 
+# Per-endpoint row caps. Gatus bounds the database by COUNT, not by time, and
+# trims inline on insert (storage/store/sql/sql.go, InsertEndpointResult) - so
+# there is no retention job to write and no way for this to fill a disk.
+#
+# History depth is therefore a function of check frequency, not of days:
+# 900 results is ~3 days of a 5-minute liveness check, and ~2.5 years of a daily
+# disk check. Upstream's default is 100, which would have been 8 hours of
+# liveness - not enough to still see a weekend incident on Monday.
+#
+# Note the uptime table is separate and its 30-day retention is hard-coded
+# upstream (uptimeRetention), so uptime percentages top out at 30 days whatever
+# this is set to.
+gatus_storage_max_results: 900
+gatus_storage_max_events: 50
+
 # ── Alerting ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
 # Pass-through: rendered verbatim under `alerting:`, so any provider Gatus
 # supports works without touching this role. Empty means "check and record,
@@ -69,6 +84,10 @@ gatus_default_alerts: []
 gatus_basic_auth: {}
 
 gatus_maintenance: {}
+
+# Keep serving the previous config if a contributed endpoint file is malformed,
+# instead of panicking. See the note in config.yaml.j2.
+gatus_skip_invalid_config_update: true
 gatus_log_level: INFO
 
 # ── Self-check ───────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────

ansible/roles/gatus/templates/config.yaml.j2

@@ -23,12 +23,21 @@ web:
   address: 0.0.0.0
   port: {{ gatus_port }}
 
+# Gatus reloads when its config changes. If the NEW config fails to parse it
+# calls panic() - unless this is set, in which case it logs the error and keeps
+# running on the old config. Endpoint files are contributed by other playbooks,
+# so one malformed file would otherwise take the monitor down, which is the
+# worst possible time to lose it.
+skip-invalid-config-update: {{ gatus_skip_invalid_config_update | bool | lower }}
+
 storage:
   type: {{ gatus_storage_type }}
 {% if gatus_storage_type != 'memory' %}
   path: {{ gatus_storage_path }}
 {% endif %}
   caching: {{ gatus_storage_caching | bool | lower }}
+  maximum-number-of-results: {{ gatus_storage_max_results }}
+  maximum-number-of-events: {{ gatus_storage_max_events }}
 
 ui:
   title: {{ gatus_ui_title }}

ansible/roles/gatus_endpoint/defaults/main.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+---
+# One invocation writes ONE file into Gatus's endpoints directory. Gatus merges
+# every *.yaml under GATUS_CONFIG_PATH and appends lists, so each caller owns
+# its own file and they compose without coordinating - the same shape as
+# caddy_site, where each service contributes its own vhost.
+
+# Filename stem: <name>.yaml
+gatus_endpoint_name: ""
+
+# PULLED endpoints - Gatus makes the request and evaluates conditions.
+#   - {name, group, url, interval, conditions: [...], alerts: [...]}
+gatus_endpoint_pulled: []
+
+# EXTERNAL endpoints - the host pushes its own result. Gatus never reaches out,
+# which is what makes this work for machines behind NAT and for state that has
+# no pollable surface at all (disk usage, ZFS health, UPS mains).
+#
+#   - {name, group, token, heartbeat, alerts: [...]}
+#
+# `heartbeat` is the important one: if nothing reports within that window Gatus
+# alerts. That is what makes a push check detect its own failure - a dead timer
+# looks exactly like a dead host, which is the correct reading.
+gatus_endpoint_external: []
+
+# Where the files live. Matches roles/gatus.
+gatus_config_dir: /opt/gatus/config
+gatus_endpoints_dir: "{{ gatus_config_dir }}/endpoints"
+gatus_gid: 10001

ansible/roles/gatus_endpoint/tasks/main.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+---
+- name: Assert gatus_endpoint parameters are sane
+  ansible.builtin.assert:
+    that:
+      - gatus_endpoint_name | length > 0
+      - gatus_endpoint_pulled | length > 0 or gatus_endpoint_external | length > 0
+    fail_msg: >-
+      gatus_endpoint needs a name and at least one of gatus_endpoint_pulled or
+      gatus_endpoint_external. An empty file would contribute nothing, and a
+      config with no endpoints at all makes Gatus refuse to start.
+
+- name: "Write Gatus endpoints '{{ gatus_endpoint_name }}'"
+  ansible.builtin.template:
+    src: endpoints.yaml.j2
+    dest: "{{ gatus_endpoints_dir }}/{{ gatus_endpoint_name }}.yaml"
+    owner: root
+    group: "{{ gatus_gid }}"
+    mode: "0640"
+  # No handler. Gatus polls its own config every 30s
+  # (main.listenToConfigurationFileChanges) and reloads itself, so writing the
+  # file IS the deploy. A handler here would also fail whenever this role is
+  # used without roles/gatus loaded.

ansible/roles/gatus_endpoint/templates/endpoints.yaml.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,40 @@
+# {{ gatus_endpoint_name }}.yaml — managed by Ansible (roles/gatus_endpoint)
+#
+# Contributed by a playbook, not hand-edited. Gatus appends the lists in every
+# *.yaml under its config directory, so this file adds to whatever else is
+# registered without knowing about it.
+{% if gatus_endpoint_external %}
+
+external-endpoints:
+{% for e in gatus_endpoint_external %}
+  - name: {{ e.name }}
+    group: {{ e.group }}
+    token: "{{ e.token }}"
+{% if e.heartbeat is defined %}
+    heartbeat:
+      interval: {{ e.heartbeat }}
+{% endif %}
+{% if e.alerts | default([]) %}
+    alerts:
+{{ e.alerts | to_nice_yaml(indent=2) | indent(6, true) }}
+{% endif %}
+{% endfor %}
+{% endif %}
+{% if gatus_endpoint_pulled %}
+
+endpoints:
+{% for e in gatus_endpoint_pulled %}
+  - name: {{ e.name }}
+    group: {{ e.group }}
+    url: "{{ e.url }}"
+    interval: {{ e.interval | default('60s') }}
+    conditions:
+{% for c in e.conditions %}
+      - "{{ c }}"
+{% endfor %}
+{% if e.alerts | default([]) %}
+    alerts:
+{{ e.alerts | to_nice_yaml(indent=2) | indent(6, true) }}
+{% endif %}
+{% endfor %}
+{% endif %}

ansible/roles/healthcheck/defaults/main.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,38 @@
+---
+# One health check: a script, a systemd service, a timer, and an optional push.
+#
+# The exit code is the answer and systemd keeps it:
+#     systemctl is-failed <name>-healthcheck.service
+# Reporting anywhere else is optional and generic. Point healthcheck_push_url at
+# Gatus, or at whatever replaces it, or at nothing.
+
+healthcheck_name: ""                 # e.g. disk-usage -> disk-usage-healthcheck
+healthcheck_description: ""
+
+# The check itself. Pick ONE:
+#   healthcheck_check: a template under templates/checks/ (without .sh.j2)
+#   healthcheck_command: a shell one-liner that exits 0 for healthy
+healthcheck_check: ""
+healthcheck_command: ""
+
+# systemd timer. OnUnitActiveSec unless healthcheck_on_calendar is set.
+healthcheck_interval: "5min"
+healthcheck_on_calendar: ""
+healthcheck_boot_delay: "2min"
+
+# ── Reporting ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+# Gatus external endpoints:
+#   POST {url}?success=true|false&error=...
+#   Authorization: Bearer {token}
+# Empty url = check and log only, which is a valid state and not an error.
+healthcheck_push_url: ""
+healthcheck_push_token: ""
+
+healthcheck_script_dir: /usr/local/bin
+healthcheck_log_dir: /var/log/healthchecks
+
+# Per-check knobs, consumed by the templates under checks/
+healthcheck_disk_threshold: 85       # percent
+healthcheck_cpu_temp_threshold: 80   # celsius
+healthcheck_zfs_pool: ""
+healthcheck_ups_name: ""

ansible/roles/healthcheck/tasks/main.yml

@@ -0,0 +1,78 @@
+---
+- name: "Assert healthcheck '{{ healthcheck_name }}' is fully specified"
+  ansible.builtin.assert:
+    that:
+      - healthcheck_name | length > 0
+      - healthcheck_description | length > 0
+      - (healthcheck_check | length > 0) != (healthcheck_command | length > 0)
+      - not (healthcheck_push_url | length > 0) or (healthcheck_push_token | length > 0)
+    fail_msg: >-
+      healthcheck needs a name, a description, exactly one of healthcheck_check
+      or healthcheck_command, and a token whenever a push URL is set. A push URL
+      with no token would report to Gatus and be rejected 401 on every run.
+
+- name: Install healthcheck dependencies
+  ansible.builtin.package:
+    name: "{{ healthcheck_packages | default(['curl']) }}"
+    state: present
+
+- name: Create the healthcheck log directory
+  ansible.builtin.file:
+    path: "{{ healthcheck_log_dir }}"
+    state: directory
+    owner: root
+    group: root
+    mode: "0750"
+
+- name: "Install the {{ healthcheck_name }} check script"
+  ansible.builtin.template:
+    src: healthcheck.sh.j2
+    dest: "{{ healthcheck_script_dir }}/{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.sh"
+    owner: root
+    group: root
+    mode: "0755"
+
+# The token is in this unit file, so it must not be world-readable.
+- name: "Install the {{ healthcheck_name }} systemd service"
+  ansible.builtin.template:
+    src: healthcheck.service.j2
+    dest: "/etc/systemd/system/{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.service"
+    owner: root
+    group: root
+    mode: "0600"
+
+- name: "Install the {{ healthcheck_name }} systemd timer"
+  ansible.builtin.template:
+    src: healthcheck.timer.j2
+    dest: "/etc/systemd/system/{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.timer"
+    owner: root
+    group: root
+    mode: "0644"
+
+- name: Reload systemd
+  ansible.builtin.systemd:
+    daemon_reload: yes
+
+# `restarted`, not `started`: started is a no-op on an already-active timer, so
+# a changed interval or a stuck timer would never be picked up.
+- name: "Enable and start the {{ healthcheck_name }} timer"
+  ansible.builtin.systemd:
+    name: "{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.timer"
+    enabled: yes
+    state: restarted
+    daemon_reload: yes
+
+- name: "Run the {{ healthcheck_name }} check once now"
+  ansible.builtin.command: "{{ healthcheck_script_dir }}/{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.sh"
+  environment:
+    HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_URL: "{{ healthcheck_push_url }}"
+    HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_TOKEN: "{{ healthcheck_push_token }}"
+  register: healthcheck_first_run
+  changed_when: false
+  failed_when: false
+
+- name: "Report the first {{ healthcheck_name }} result"
+  ansible.builtin.debug:
+    msg: >-
+      {{ healthcheck_name }}: {{ 'HEALTHY' if healthcheck_first_run.rc == 0
+         else 'UNHEALTHY (rc=' ~ healthcheck_first_run.rc ~ ')' }}

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/checks/cpu-temp.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,28 @@
+    # Hottest core across every thermal zone and hwmon sensor lm-sensors knows
+    # about. Reading the hottest rather than an average is deliberate: one core
+    # throttling is a real problem that an average hides.
+    local threshold={{ healthcheck_cpu_temp_threshold }}
+    local hottest=0 label=""
+
+    while read -r t; do
+        [ -z "$t" ] && continue
+        t=${t%.*}
+        if [ "$t" -gt "$hottest" ]; then hottest=$t; fi
+    done < <(sensors -u 2>/dev/null | awk '/_input:/ && /temp/ {print $2}')
+
+    # Fall back to the kernel thermal zones if lm-sensors reports nothing.
+    if [ "$hottest" -eq 0 ]; then
+        for z in /sys/class/thermal/thermal_zone*/temp; do
+            [ -r "$z" ] || continue
+            local milli; milli=$(cat "$z" 2>/dev/null) || continue
+            local c=$((milli / 1000))
+            if [ "$c" -gt "$hottest" ]; then hottest=$c; label=$(cat "${z%/temp}/type" 2>/dev/null); fi
+        done
+    fi
+
+    if [ "$hottest" -eq 0 ]; then
+        MESSAGE="no temperature sensors readable"
+        return 1
+    fi
+    MESSAGE="${hottest}C${label:+ (${label})}"
+    [ "$hottest" -lt "$threshold" ]

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/checks/disk-usage.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+    # Every real filesystem must be under the threshold. tmpfs, devtmpfs,
+    # squashfs and overlay are excluded: they are either RAM, read-only, or
+    # container layers, and none of them fills up in a way an operator can act on.
+    local threshold={{ healthcheck_disk_threshold }}
+    local worst=0 worst_mount="" over=""
+
+    while read -r pct mount; do
+        pct=${pct%\%}
+        [ -z "$pct" ] && continue
+        if [ "$pct" -gt "$worst" ]; then worst=$pct; worst_mount=$mount; fi
+        if [ "$pct" -ge "$threshold" ]; then over="${over}${over:+, }${mount} ${pct}%"; fi
+    done < <(df -P -x tmpfs -x devtmpfs -x squashfs -x overlay --output=pcent,target 2>/dev/null | tail -n +2)
+
+    if [ -n "$over" ]; then
+        MESSAGE="over ${threshold}%: ${over}"
+        return 1
+    fi
+    MESSAGE="max ${worst}% on ${worst_mount:-/}"
+    return 0

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/checks/liveness.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+    # Liveness has no test to run: the fact that this script executed at all is
+    # the signal. What proves the host is alive is the PUSH arriving at Gatus,
+    # and what detects the host being dead is the heartbeat window expiring with
+    # no push. So this always succeeds - the reporting is the check.
+    MESSAGE="up since $(uptime -p 2>/dev/null || echo unknown)"
+    return 0

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/checks/ups-status.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+    # OL means on line power. Anything else - OB (on battery), LB (low battery),
+    # or no answer at all - is a failure worth waking up for, because the
+    # hypervisor has a finite number of minutes left.
+    local ups="{{ healthcheck_ups_name }}"
+    local status charge runtime load
+
+    status=$(upsc "${ups}@localhost" ups.status 2>/dev/null)
+    if [ -z "$status" ]; then
+        MESSAGE="cannot reach UPS ${ups} via upsd"
+        return 1
+    fi
+
+    charge=$(upsc "${ups}@localhost" battery.charge 2>/dev/null)
+    runtime=$(upsc "${ups}@localhost" battery.runtime 2>/dev/null)
+    load=$(upsc "${ups}@localhost" ups.load 2>/dev/null)
+
+    MESSAGE="status=${status} charge=${charge}% runtime=${runtime}s load=${load}%"
+    [[ "$status" == *"OL"* ]]

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/checks/zfs-health.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,52 @@
+    # Five conditions, all of which have to hold. Ported from the check that
+    # infra/nodito/32_zfs_pool_setup_playbook.yml deployed, which was correct -
+    # only its reporting was tied to Uptime Kuma.
+    local pool="{{ healthcheck_zfs_pool }}"
+    local json issues=""
+
+    json=$(zpool status -j "$pool" 2>&1) || { MESSAGE="zpool status failed: ${json}"; return 1; }
+
+    # 1. pool state
+    local state
+    state=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '.pools[$p].state')
+    [ "$state" = "ONLINE" ] || issues="${issues}${issues:+; }pool ${state}"
+
+    # 2. every vdev and device ONLINE
+    local bad
+    bad=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '
+        .pools[$p].vdevs[] | .. | objects
+        | select(.state? and .state != "ONLINE")
+        | "\(.name // "unknown"):\(.state)"' 2>/dev/null | paste -sd, -)
+    [ -z "$bad" ] || issues="${issues}${issues:+; }devices ${bad}"
+
+    # 3. resilver in progress
+    local fn st
+    fn=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '.pools[$p].scan_stats.function // "NONE"')
+    st=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '.pools[$p].scan_stats.state // "NONE"')
+    if [ "$fn" = "RESILVER" ] && [ "$st" = "SCANNING" ]; then
+        issues="${issues}${issues:+; }resilvering"
+    fi
+
+    # 4. read/write/checksum errors. ZFS reports these as strings.
+    local errs
+    errs=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '
+        .pools[$p].vdevs[] | .. | objects
+        | select(.name? and ((.read_errors // "0" | tonumber) > 0
+              or (.write_errors // "0" | tonumber) > 0
+              or (.checksum_errors // "0" | tonumber) > 0))
+        | "\(.name) r=\(.read_errors) w=\(.write_errors) c=\(.checksum_errors)"' 2>/dev/null | paste -sd, -)
+    [ -z "$errs" ] || issues="${issues}${issues:+; }errors ${errs}"
+
+    # 5. errors from the last scrub
+    local scan_err
+    scan_err=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '.pools[$p].scan_stats.errors // "0"')
+    if [ -n "$scan_err" ] && [ "$scan_err" != "0" ] && [ "$scan_err" != "null" ]; then
+        issues="${issues}${issues:+; }scan errors ${scan_err}"
+    fi
+
+    if [ -n "$issues" ]; then MESSAGE="$issues"; return 1; fi
+
+    local scrub
+    scrub=$(echo "$json" | jq -r --arg p "$pool" '.pools[$p].scan_stats.start_time // "never"')
+    MESSAGE="${pool} ONLINE, last scrub ${scrub}"
+    return 0

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/healthcheck.service.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,16 @@
+[Unit]
+Description={{ healthcheck_description }}
+After=network-online.target
+Wants=network-online.target
+
+[Service]
+Type=oneshot
+User=root
+ExecStart={{ healthcheck_script_dir }}/{{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.sh
+Environment=HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_URL={{ healthcheck_push_url }}
+Environment=HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_TOKEN={{ healthcheck_push_token }}
+StandardOutput=journal
+StandardError=journal
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=multi-user.target

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/healthcheck.sh.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,68 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+# {{ healthcheck_name }} — {{ healthcheck_description }}
+# Managed by Ansible (roles/healthcheck). Do not edit on the host.
+#
+# The exit code is the real answer; systemd stores it:
+#     systemctl is-failed {{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.service
+# The push below is an optional extra, and having no URL is normal.
+
+set -uo pipefail
+
+LOG_FILE="{{ healthcheck_log_dir }}/{{ healthcheck_name }}.log"
+PUSH_URL="${HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_URL:-}"
+PUSH_TOKEN="${HEALTHCHECK_PUSH_TOKEN:-}"
+
+log() { echo "$(date '+%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S') - $*" >> "$LOG_FILE"; }
+
+# Report to Gatus as an external endpoint. Note this is a POST with a bearer
+# token, not a GET with a query string - it is not the shape Uptime Kuma used.
+report() {
+    local success="$1" message="$2"
+
+    # No push URL is normal, not an error: the exit code below is a complete
+    # answer for anything reading unit state.
+    [ -n "$PUSH_URL" ] || return 0
+
+    local encoded
+    encoded=$(printf '%s' "$message" | sed 's/%/%25/g; s/ /%20/g; s/&/%26/g; s/+/%2B/g; s/#/%23/g')
+
+    local code
+    code=$(curl -s -o /dev/null -w '%{http_code}' -X POST \
+        --max-time 15 --retry 2 --retry-delay 3 \
+        -H "Authorization: Bearer ${PUSH_TOKEN}" \
+        "${PUSH_URL}?success=${success}&error=${encoded}" 2>/dev/null)
+
+    if [ "$code" = "200" ]; then
+        log "reported success=${success}"
+    else
+        log "ERROR: report failed (HTTP ${code})"
+        return 1
+    fi
+}
+
+# ── the check ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+#
+# The blank line before the closing brace below is load-bearing. Jinja strips an
+# included template's trailing newline, and trim_blocks (on by default in
+# Ansible) then eats the newline after {% raw %}{% endif %}{% endraw %} - so without it the brace lands
+# on the same line as the check body's last statement, producing `return 0}` and
+# a script that dies with "syntax error: unexpected end of file".
+check() {
+{% if healthcheck_check %}
+{% include 'checks/' ~ healthcheck_check ~ '.sh.j2' %}
+{% else %}
+    {{ healthcheck_command }}
+{% endif %}
+
+}
+
+MESSAGE=""
+if check; then
+    log "OK${MESSAGE:+ - $MESSAGE}"
+    report "true" "${MESSAGE:-ok}"
+    exit 0
+else
+    log "FAILED${MESSAGE:+ - $MESSAGE}"
+    report "false" "${MESSAGE:-check failed}"
+    exit 1
+fi

ansible/roles/healthcheck/templates/healthcheck.timer.j2

@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+[Unit]
+Description=Run {{ healthcheck_description }}
+Requires={{ healthcheck_name }}-healthcheck.service
+
+[Timer]
+OnBootSec={{ healthcheck_boot_delay }}
+{% if healthcheck_on_calendar %}
+OnCalendar={{ healthcheck_on_calendar }}
+{% else %}
+OnUnitActiveSec={{ healthcheck_interval }}
+{% endif %}
+# Run a missed occurrence on the next boot rather than silently skipping it.
+Persistent=true
+# Spread the pushes out so twelve hosts do not all report in the same second.
+RandomizedDelaySec={{ healthcheck_randomized_delay | default('30') }}
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=timers.target