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-# Uptime Kuma — monitor inventory (archived)
-
-Captured from the live instance at `https://uptime.contrapeso.xyz` on 2026-09-11,
-immediately before decommissioning. This is the **authoritative** record: most of
-these monitors existed only in the Uptime Kuma UI and were never described by any
-playbook in this repo.
-
-**75 monitors total** — 16 group, 8 http, 3 port, 48 push. All were active.
-
-Push tokens are deliberately **not** recorded here: they are live credentials, and
-anything holding one could report a false 'up'. They die with the server.
-
----
-
-## arbret - production  *(7 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| arbret.com - arbret-analytics | push | — | 120s | Healthy when timer is scheduled and last run succeeded |
-| arbret.com - arbret-backup | push | — | 120s | Healthy when timer is scheduled and last run succeeded |
-| arbret.com - arbret-server | push | — | 120s | Healthy when arbret-server.service is active |
-| arbret.com - arbret-worker | push | — | 120s | Healthy when arbret-worker.service is active |
-| arbret.com - health | push | — | 120s | Healthy when GET /api/health returns status ok |
-| arbret.com - https | push | — | 120s | Healthy when HTTPS front-door returns 200 |
-| arbret.com - postgresql | push | — | 120s | Healthy when postgresql.service is active |
-
-## arbret - staging  *(7 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - arbret-analytics | push | — | 120s | Healthy when timer is scheduled and last run succeeded |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - arbret-backup | push | — | 120s | Healthy when timer is scheduled and last run succeeded |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - arbret-server | push | — | 120s | Healthy when arbret-server.service is active |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - arbret-worker | push | — | 120s | Healthy when arbret-worker.service is active |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - health | push | — | 120s | Healthy when GET /api/health returns status ok |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - https | push | — | 120s | Healthy when HTTPS front-door returns 200 |
-| arbretstaging.contrapeso.xyz - postgresql | push | — | 120s | Healthy when postgresql.service is active |
-
-## arbret-staging-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-arbret-staging-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: arbret-staging-box (/) - Alerts when usage excee |
-| system-healthcheck-arbret-staging-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: arbret-staging-box - Regular healthcheck |
-
-## forgejo-runner-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-forgejo-runner-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: forgejo-runner-box (/) - Alerts when usage excee |
-| system-healthcheck-forgejo-runner-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: forgejo-runner-box - Regular healthcheck |
-
-## fulcrum-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-fulcrum-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: fulcrum-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-fulcrum-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: fulcrum-box - Regular healthcheck ping e |
-
-## knots-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-knots-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: knots-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-knots-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: knots-box - Regular healthcheck ping eve |
-
-## memos-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-memos-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: memos-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-memos-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: memos-box - Regular healthcheck ping eve |
-
-## mempool-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-mempool-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: mempool-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-mempool-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: mempool-box - Regular healthcheck ping e |
-
-## nodito - infra  *(4 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| UPS ONLINE | push | https:// | 90s | — |
-| cpu-temp-nodito | push | — | 120s | upside-down, CPU Temperature: nodito - Alerts when temperature exceeds 80 |
-| system-healthcheck-nodito | push | — | 300s | System Healthcheck: nodito - Regular healthcheck ping every  |
-| zfs-health-nodito | push | — | 90000s | ZFS Pool Health: nodito - Daily health check for pool proxmo |
-
-## nonkeiwaisi-box - infra  *(0 monitors)*
-
-_(empty)_
-
-## prd-arbret - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-prd-arbret-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: prd-arbret (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-prd-arbret | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: prd-arbret - Regular healthcheck ping ev |
-
-## prd-spacey - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-prd-spacey-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: prd-spacey (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-prd-spacey | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: prd-spacey - Regular healthcheck ping ev |
-
-## prd-vipy - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-prd-vipy-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: prd-vipy (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80% |
-| system-healthcheck-prd-vipy | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: prd-vipy - Regular healthcheck ping ever |
-
-## prd-watchtower - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-prd-watchtower-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: prd-watchtower (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 8 |
-| system-healthcheck-prd-watchtower | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: prd-watchtower - Regular healthcheck pin |
-
-## services  *(19 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| Forgejo | http | https://forgejo.contrapeso.xyz/api/healthz | 90s | — |
-| Headscale | http | https://headscale.contrapeso.xyz/health | 60s | — |
-| LNBits | http | https://wallet.contrapeso.xyz/api/v1/health | 60s | — |
-| Memos | http | https://memos.contrapeso.xyz/healthz | 60s | — |
-| Mempool Public Access | http | https://mempool.contrapeso.xyz | 60s | — |
-| Personal Blog | http | https://pablohere.contrapeso.xyz | 60s | — |
-| Vaultwarden | http | https://vault.contrapeso.xyz/alive | 60s | — |
-| ntfy-emergency-app | http | https://avisame.contrapeso.xyz | 60s | — |
-| Bitcoin Knots P2P Public | port | 167.172.107.33:8333 | 60s | — |
-| DATUM Stratum (public) | port | 167.172.107.33:23334 | 60s | — |
-| Fulcrum SSL Public | port | 167.172.107.33:50002 | 60s | — |
-| Bitcoin Knots | push | — | 90s | — |
-| DATUM Gateway | push | — | 90s | — |
-| Fulcrum | push | — | 90s | — |
-| Mempool Backend | push | — | 180s | — |
-| Mempool Frontend | push | — | 90s | — |
-| Mempool MariaDB | push | — | 90s | — |
-| Phoenixd | push | — | 90s | — |
-| forgejo-runner-healthcheck | push | — | 90s | Forgejo Runner healthcheck - ping every 60s |
-
-## small-backups-box - infra  *(2 monitors)*
-
-| Monitor | Type | Target | Interval | Notes |
-|---|---|---|---|---|
-| disk-usage-small-backups-box-root | push | — | 960s | upside-down, Disk Usage: small-backups-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceed |
-| system-healthcheck-small-backups-box | push | — | 90s | System Healthcheck: small-backups-box - Regular healthcheck  |
-
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/README.md b/archive/uptime_kuma/README.md
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-# Uptime Kuma — archived
-
-Uptime Kuma was the monitoring stack for this infrastructure until **2026-09-11**, when
-it was decommissioned. Everything that referenced it has been removed from the live
-playbooks; this folder is the record of what it was, kept so the setup can be understood
-later without digging through git history.
-
-## Contents
-
-| File | What it is |
-|---|---|
-| `MONITORS.md` | Every monitor that existed, grouped as it was in the UI. The authoritative record. |
-| `monitors.json` | The same data, machine-readable, as returned by the API. |
-| `deploy_uptime_kuma_playbook.yml` | How the server itself was deployed (Docker Compose on `monitoring`, behind Caddy). |
-| `uptime_kuma_vars.yml` | Variables the deploy playbook needed — it is unreadable without these. |
-| `setup_backup_uptime_kuma_to_lapy.yml` | How its data was backed up, and to where. Useful when disposing of the old volumes. |
-
-## Why the inventory was captured from the live server, not the repo
-
-The playbooks only ever created **17** monitors. The live instance had **75**. The
-difference was created by hand in the UI and existed nowhere else — so a repo-derived
-list would have silently lost two thirds of the picture. `MONITORS.md` is a snapshot of
-the real thing, taken immediately before removal.
-
-Push tokens are deliberately excluded. They are live credentials — anything holding one
-can report a false "up" — and they become meaningless once the server is gone.
-
-## What removal did NOT do
-
-Removing the playbook code does not touch the machines. **48 push monitors** were driven
-by scripts and systemd timers installed *on the hosts*, which keep firing on their
-schedule and curling an endpoint that no longer answers. They are harmless but they are
-still there, writing logs and failing quietly.
-
-Left behind, per host:
-
-- `/opt/disk-monitoring` + `disk-usage-monitor.{service,timer}` — on all 12 `managed` hosts
-- `/opt/system-healthcheck` + `system-healthcheck.{service,timer}` — on all 12 `managed` hosts
-- `/opt/nodito-monitoring` + `nodito-cpu-temp-monitor.{service,timer}` — `nodito`
-- `/opt/zfs-monitoring` — `nodito`
-- `/opt/ups-monitoring` — `nodito`
-- `bitcoin-knots-healthcheck.{service,timer}` — `bitcoin`
-- `datum-gateway-healthcheck.{service,timer}` — `bitcoin`
-- `fulcrum-healthcheck.{service,timer}` — `electrum`
-- `mempool-{backend,frontend,mariadb}-healthcheck.service` — `mempool`
-- phoenixd and forgejo-runner healthcheck units — `edge`, `ci_runner`
-
-Note `nut-monitor.service` on `nodito` is **NUT's own daemon**, not a monitoring
-leftover — do not remove it with the rest.
-
-Cleaning these up is a separate decommissioning pass and was not part of the removal.
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/deploy_uptime_kuma_playbook.yml b/archive/uptime_kuma/deploy_uptime_kuma_playbook.yml
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-- name: Deploy Uptime Kuma with Docker Compose and configure Caddy reverse proxy
-  hosts: monitoring
-  become: yes
-  vars_files:
-  - ../../infra_vars.yml
-  - ../../services_config.yml
-  - ./uptime_kuma_vars.yml
-  vars:
-    uptime_kuma_subdomain: "{{ subdomains.uptime_kuma }}"
-    caddy_sites_dir: "{{ caddy_sites_dir }}"
-    uptime_kuma_domain: "{{ uptime_kuma_subdomain }}.{{ root_domain }}"
-
-  tasks:
-    - name: Create uptime kuma directory
-      file:
-        path: "{{ uptime_kuma_dir }}"
-        state: directory
-        owner: "{{ ansible_user }}"
-        group: "{{ ansible_user }}"
-        mode: '0755'
-
-    - name: Create docker-compose.yml for uptime kuma
-      copy:
-        dest: "{{ uptime_kuma_dir }}/docker-compose.yml"
-        content: |
-          version: "3"
-          services:
-            uptime-kuma:
-              image: louislam/uptime-kuma:latest
-              container_name: uptime-kuma
-              restart: unless-stopped
-              ports:
-                - "{{ uptime_kuma_port }}:3001"
-              volumes:
-                - ./data:/app/data
-              dns:
-                - 1.1.1.1
-                - 9.9.9.9
-                - 8.8.8.8
-
-    - name: Deploy uptime kuma container with docker compose
-      command: docker compose up -d
-      args:
-        chdir: "{{ uptime_kuma_dir }}"
-
-    - name: Ensure Caddy sites-enabled directory exists
-      file:
-        path: /etc/caddy/sites-enabled
-        state: directory
-        owner: root
-        group: root
-        mode: '0755'
-
-    - name: Ensure Caddyfile includes import directive for sites-enabled
-      lineinfile:
-        path: /etc/caddy/Caddyfile
-        line: 'import sites-enabled/*'
-        insertafter: EOF
-        state: present
-        backup: yes
-
-    - name: Create Caddy reverse proxy configuration for uptime kuma
-      copy:
-        dest: "{{ caddy_sites_dir }}/uptime-kuma.conf"
-        content: |
-          {{ uptime_kuma_domain }} {
-              reverse_proxy localhost:{{ uptime_kuma_port }}
-          }
-        owner: root
-        group: root
-        mode: '0644'
-
-    - name: Reload Caddy to apply new config
-      command: systemctl reload caddy
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/monitors.json b/archive/uptime_kuma/monitors.json
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-[
- {
-  "id": 1,
-  "name": "services",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 3,
-  "name": "Vaultwarden",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://vault.contrapeso.xyz/alive",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 4,
-  "name": "prd-spacey - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 5,
-  "name": "prd-watchtower - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 6,
-  "name": "prd-vipy - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 7,
-  "name": "disk-usage-prd-vipy-root",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 6,
-  "interval": 960,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": true,
-  "description": "Disk Usage: prd-vipy (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80%",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 8,
-  "name": "disk-usage-prd-watchtower-root",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 5,
-  "interval": 960,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": true,
-  "description": "Disk Usage: prd-watchtower (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80%",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 9,
-  "name": "disk-usage-prd-spacey-root",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 4,
-  "interval": 960,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": true,
-  "description": "Disk Usage: prd-spacey (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80%",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 10,
-  "name": "system-healthcheck-prd-vipy",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 6,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": "System Healthcheck: prd-vipy - Regular healthcheck ping every 60s",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 11,
-  "name": "system-healthcheck-prd-spacey",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 4,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": "System Healthcheck: prd-spacey - Regular healthcheck ping every 60s",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 12,
-  "name": "system-healthcheck-prd-watchtower",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 5,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": "System Healthcheck: prd-watchtower - Regular healthcheck ping every 60s",
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 13,
-  "name": "Forgejo",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://forgejo.contrapeso.xyz/api/healthz",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 10,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 14,
-  "name": "Personal Blog",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://pablohere.contrapeso.xyz",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 15,
-  "name": "LNBits",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://wallet.contrapeso.xyz/api/v1/health",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 16,
-  "name": "ntfy-emergency-app",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://avisame.contrapeso.xyz",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 17,
-  "name": "Headscale",
-  "type": "http",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": "https://headscale.contrapeso.xyz/health",
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 18,
-  "name": "knots-box - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 19,
-  "name": "disk-usage-knots-box-root",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 18,
-  "interval": 960,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": true,
-  "description": "Disk Usage: knots-box (/) - Alerts when usage exceeds 80%",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 20,
-  "name": "system-healthcheck-knots-box",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 18,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": "System Healthcheck: knots-box - Regular healthcheck ping every 60s",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 21,
-  "name": "nodito - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
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-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": "System Healthcheck: small-backups-box - Regular healthcheck ping every 60s",
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 109,
-  "name": "DATUM Gateway",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 111,
-  "name": "DATUM Stratum (public)",
-  "type": "port",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": "167.172.107.33",
-  "port": 23334,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 112,
-  "name": "Phoenixd",
-  "type": "push",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": 1,
-  "interval": 90,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 3,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- },
- {
-  "id": 113,
-  "name": "nonkeiwaisi-box - infra",
-  "type": "group",
-  "active": true,
-  "parent": null,
-  "interval": 60,
-  "retries": null,
-  "url": null,
-  "hostname": null,
-  "port": null,
-  "upsideDown": false,
-  "description": null,
-  "maxretries": 1,
-  "resendInterval": 0
- }
-]
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_backup_uptime_kuma_to_lapy.yml b/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_backup_uptime_kuma_to_lapy.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index 54c0b79..0000000
--- a/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_backup_uptime_kuma_to_lapy.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,107 +0,0 @@
-- name: Configure local backup for Uptime Kuma from remote
-  hosts: control
-  gather_facts: no
-  vars_files:
-    - ../../infra_vars.yml
-    - ./uptime_kuma_vars.yml
-  vars:
-    remote_data_path: "{{ uptime_kuma_data_dir }}"
-    local_backup_dir: "{{ lookup('env', 'HOME') }}/uptime-kuma-backups"
-    backup_script_path: "{{ lookup('env', 'HOME') }}/.local/bin/uptime_kuma_backup.sh"
-
-  tasks:
-    - name: Debug remote backup vars
-      debug:
-        msg:
-          - "remote_host={{ remote_host }}"
-          - "remote_user={{ remote_user }}"
-          - "remote_data_path='{{ remote_data_path }}'"
-          - "local_backup_dir={{ local_backup_dir }}"
-
-    - name: Ensure local backup directory exists
-      file:
-        path: "{{ local_backup_dir }}"
-        state: directory
-        mode: '0755'
-
-    - name: Ensure ~/.local/bin exists
-      file:
-        path: "{{ lookup('env', 'HOME') }}/.local/bin"
-        state: directory
-        mode: '0755'
-
-    - name: Create backup script
-      copy:
-        dest: "{{ backup_script_path }}"
-        mode: '0750'
-        content: |
-          #!/bin/bash
-          set -euo pipefail
-
-          TIMESTAMP=$(date +'%Y-%m-%d')
-          BACKUP_DIR="{{ local_backup_dir }}/$TIMESTAMP"
-          mkdir -p "$BACKUP_DIR"
-
-          {% if remote_key_file %}
-          SSH_CMD="ssh -i {{ remote_key_file }} -p {{ remote_port }}"
-          {% else %}
-          SSH_CMD="ssh -p {{ remote_port }}"
-          {% endif %}
-
-          rsync -az -e "$SSH_CMD" --delete {{ remote_user }}@{{ remote_host }}:{{ remote_data_path }}/ "$BACKUP_DIR/"
-
-          # Rotate old backups (keep 14 days)
-          # Calculate cutoff date (14 days ago) and delete backups older than that
-          CUTOFF_DATE=$(date -d '14 days ago' +'%Y-%m-%d')
-          for dir in "{{ local_backup_dir }}"/20*; do
-            if [ -d "$dir" ]; then
-              dir_date=$(basename "$dir")
-              if [ "$dir_date" != "$TIMESTAMP" ] && [ "$dir_date" \< "$CUTOFF_DATE" ]; then
-                rm -rf "$dir"
-              fi
-            fi
-          done
-
-    - name: Ensure cronjob for backup exists
-      cron:
-        name: "Uptime Kuma backup"
-        user: "{{ lookup('env', 'USER') }}"
-        job: "{{ backup_script_path }}"
-        minute: 0
-        hour: "9,12,15,18"
-
-    - name: Run the backup script to make the first backup
-      command: "{{ backup_script_path }}"
-
-    - name: Verify backup was created
-      block:
-        - name: Get today's date
-          command: date +'%Y-%m-%d'
-          register: today_date
-          changed_when: false
-
-        - name: Check backup directory exists and contains files
-          stat:
-            path: "{{ local_backup_dir }}/{{ today_date.stdout }}"
-          register: backup_dir_stat
-
-        - name: Verify backup directory exists
-          assert:
-            that:
-              - backup_dir_stat.stat.exists
-              - backup_dir_stat.stat.isdir
-            fail_msg: "Backup directory {{ local_backup_dir }}/{{ today_date.stdout }} was not created"
-            success_msg: "Backup directory {{ local_backup_dir }}/{{ today_date.stdout }} exists"
-
-        - name: Check if backup directory contains files
-          find:
-            paths: "{{ local_backup_dir }}/{{ today_date.stdout }}"
-            recurse: yes
-          register: backup_files
-
-        - name: Verify backup directory is not empty
-          assert:
-            that:
-              - backup_files.files | length > 0
-            fail_msg: "Backup directory {{ local_backup_dir }}/{{ today_date.stdout }} exists but is empty"
-            success_msg: "Backup directory contains {{ backup_files.files | length }} file(s)"
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_ntfy_uptime_kuma_notification.yml b/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_ntfy_uptime_kuma_notification.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index 97d6c9c..0000000
--- a/archive/uptime_kuma/setup_ntfy_uptime_kuma_notification.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,164 +0,0 @@
-# ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
-# DEPRECATED — Uptime Kuma was decommissioned on 2026-09-11.
-#
-# This play WILL FAIL if run as-is, and that is deliberate: uptime_kuma_username
-# and uptime_kuma_password were removed from the vault, so the "Validate Uptime
-# Kuma configuration" assert stops it before anything is installed or changed.
-#
-# It is kept because the CHECK LOGIC is the durable part — what gets measured,
-# the thresholds, and the systemd timer plumbing. When something replaces Uptime
-# Kuma, only the push transport needs rewriting; the rest still applies.
-#
-# What was being monitored: archive/uptime_kuma/MONITORS.md
-# ═════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════
-- name: Setup ntfy as Uptime Kuma Notification Channel
-  hosts: observability
-  become: no
-  vars_files:
-    - ./ntfy_vars.yml
-
-  vars:
-    ntfy_subdomain: "{{ subdomains.ntfy }}"
-    uptime_kuma_subdomain: "{{ subdomains.uptime_kuma }}"
-    ntfy_domain: "{{ ntfy_subdomain }}.{{ root_domain }}"
-    ntfy_server_url: "https://{{ ntfy_domain }}"
-    ntfy_priority: 4  # 1=min, 2=low, 3=default, 4=high, 5=max
-    uptime_kuma_api_url: "https://{{ uptime_kuma_subdomain }}.{{ root_domain }}"
-
-  tasks:
-    - name: Validate Uptime Kuma configuration
-      assert:
-        that:
-          - uptime_kuma_api_url is defined
-          - uptime_kuma_api_url != ""
-          - uptime_kuma_username is defined
-          - uptime_kuma_username != ""
-          - uptime_kuma_password is defined
-          - uptime_kuma_password != ""
-        fail_msg: "uptime_kuma_api_url, uptime_kuma_username and uptime_kuma_password must be set"
-
-    - name: Validate ntfy configuration
-      assert:
-        that:
-          - ntfy_domain is defined
-          - ntfy_domain != ""
-          - ntfy_topic is defined
-          - ntfy_topic != ""
-          - ntfy_username is defined
-          - ntfy_username != ""
-          - ntfy_password is defined
-          - ntfy_password != ""
-        fail_msg: "ntfy_domain, ntfy_topic, ntfy_username and ntfy_password must be set"
-
-    - name: Create Uptime Kuma ntfy notification setup script
-      copy:
-        dest: /tmp/setup_uptime_kuma_ntfy_notification.py
-        content: |
-          #!/usr/bin/env python3
-          import sys
-          import json
-          from uptime_kuma_api import UptimeKumaApi
-          
-          def main():
-              api_url = sys.argv[1]
-              username = sys.argv[2]
-              password = sys.argv[3]
-              notification_name = sys.argv[4]
-              ntfy_server_url = sys.argv[5]
-              ntfy_topic = sys.argv[6]
-              ntfy_username = sys.argv[7]
-              ntfy_password = sys.argv[8]
-              ntfy_priority = int(sys.argv[9])
-              
-              api = UptimeKumaApi(api_url, timeout=60, wait_events=2.0)
-              api.login(username, password)
-              
-              # Get all notifications
-              notifications = api.get_notifications()
-              
-              # Find existing ntfy notification by name
-              existing_notification = next((n for n in notifications if n.get('name') == notification_name), None)
-              
-              notification_data = {
-                  'name': notification_name,
-                  'type': 'ntfy',
-                  'isDefault': True,  # Apply to all monitors by default
-                  'applyExisting': True,  # Apply to existing monitors
-                  'ntfyserverurl': ntfy_server_url,
-                  'ntfytopic': ntfy_topic,
-                  'ntfyusername': ntfy_username,
-                  'ntfypassword': ntfy_password,
-                  'ntfyPriority': ntfy_priority
-              }
-              
-              if existing_notification:
-                  notification = api.edit_notification(existing_notification['id'], **notification_data)
-                  action = "updated"
-              else:
-                  notification = api.add_notification(**notification_data)
-                  action = "created"
-              
-              # Output result as JSON
-              result = {
-                  'notification_id': notification['id'],
-                  'notification_name': notification_name,
-                  'ntfy_server': ntfy_server_url,
-                  'ntfy_topic': ntfy_topic,
-                  'action': action
-              }
-              print(json.dumps(result))
-              
-              api.disconnect()
-          
-          if __name__ == '__main__':
-              main()
-        mode: '0755'
-      delegate_to: localhost
-      become: no
-
-    - name: Run Uptime Kuma ntfy notification setup script
-      command: >
-        {{ ansible_playbook_python }}
-        /tmp/setup_uptime_kuma_ntfy_notification.py
-        "{{ uptime_kuma_api_url }}"
-        "{{ uptime_kuma_username }}"
-        "{{ uptime_kuma_password }}"
-        "ntfy ({{ ntfy_topic }})"
-        "{{ ntfy_server_url }}"
-        "{{ ntfy_topic }}"
-        "{{ ntfy_username }}"
-        "{{ ntfy_password }}"
-        "{{ ntfy_priority }}"
-      register: notification_setup_result
-      delegate_to: localhost
-      become: no
-      changed_when: false
-
-    - name: Parse notification setup result
-      set_fact:
-        notification_info_parsed: "{{ notification_setup_result.stdout | from_json }}"
-
-    - name: Display notification information
-      debug:
-        msg: |
-          ✓ ntfy notification channel {{ notification_info_parsed.action }} successfully!
-          
-          Notification Name: ntfy ({{ ntfy_topic }})
-          ntfy Server: {{ ntfy_server_url }}
-          ntfy Topic: {{ ntfy_topic }}
-          Priority: {{ ntfy_priority }} (4=high)
-          Default for all monitors: Yes
-          Applied to existing monitors: Yes
-          
-          All Uptime Kuma monitors will now send alerts to your ntfy server
-          on the "{{ ntfy_topic }}" topic.
-          
-          You can subscribe to alerts at: {{ ntfy_server_url }}/{{ ntfy_topic }}
-
-    - name: Clean up temporary Uptime Kuma setup script
-      file:
-        path: /tmp/setup_uptime_kuma_ntfy_notification.py
-        state: absent
-      delegate_to: localhost
-      become: no
-
diff --git a/archive/uptime_kuma/uptime_kuma_vars.yml b/archive/uptime_kuma/uptime_kuma_vars.yml
deleted file mode 100644
index 33ffb6d..0000000
--- a/archive/uptime_kuma/uptime_kuma_vars.yml
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,15 +0,0 @@
-# General
-uptime_kuma_dir: /opt/uptime-kuma
-uptime_kuma_data_dir: "{{ uptime_kuma_dir }}/data"
-uptime_kuma_port: 3001
-
-# Remote access
-remote_host_name: "{{ groups['monitoring'] | first }}"
-remote_host: "{{ hostvars.get(remote_host_name, {}).get('ansible_host', remote_host_name) }}"
-remote_user: "{{ hostvars.get(remote_host_name, {}).get('ansible_user', 'counterweight') }}"
-remote_key_file: "{{ hostvars.get(remote_host_name, {}).get('ansible_ssh_private_key_file', '') }}"
-remote_port: "{{ hostvars.get(remote_host_name, {}).get('ansible_port', 22) }}"
-
-# Local backup
-local_backup_dir: "{{ lookup('env', 'HOME') }}/uptime-kuma-backups"
-backup_script_path: "{{ lookup('env', 'HOME') }}/.local/bin/uptime_kuma_backup.sh"