ansible: delete the duplicated vars files, move globals to group_vars/all

Three files existed only as second copies of things group_vars/all already
auto-loads, and 34 playbooks named them in vars_files: - which outranks
group_vars, so the copies won. The day someone edited one and not the other,
those plays would silently keep the stale value. infra_vars.yml was already
drifting: group_vars/all/main.yml had grown age_backup_recipient and
backup_pull_public_key that it lacked.

  infra_vars.yml          - a strict subset of group_vars/all/main.yml
  infra_secrets.yml       - decrypts byte-identical to group_vars/all/vault.yml
  infra_secrets.yml.example - documented Uptime Kuma credentials as the reason
                              the file exists, which stopped being true

Deleted, along with 62 vars_files entries across 34 playbooks (12 of which
named ../../group_vars/all/main.yml directly - same defect, a vars_files entry
duplicating an auto-loaded file at higher precedence than the file itself).

Checked before touching anything: infra_secrets.yml was listed LAST in 10 plays,
after services_config.yml, so removal would flip precedence if the two shared a
key. They share none, and neither does services_config.yml with
group_vars/all/main.yml, so the removal is provably inert.

services_config.yml was the last one standing. It held four unrelated things:

  caddy_sites_dir            - an identical copy of roles/caddy_site/defaults/.
                               Deleted; the role default is now the only one.
  *.tailscale_hostname (x3)  - a THIRD copy of each box's identity, which
                               inventory.ini already holds as ansible_host.
                               Deleted. Edge plays now read
                               hostvars['<host>'].ansible_host - verified an
                               edge play resolves that with nothing loaded and
                               the other host in no play. Three copies of one
                               name is how bitcoin_rpc_host ended up labelled
                               "knots_box" while pointing at fulcrum-box.
  subdomains, ntfy topic,    - genuinely global: their readers span managed,
  headscale namespace          monitoring, vpn_control and edge, so no single
                               group covers them. Moved to group_vars/all/main.yml
                               where they auto-load. The ntfy_topic and
                               headscale_namespace indirection through
                               service_settings collapses to the global name.
  the four cross-host ports  - the only entries with a real justification.
                               Left in place; they move in the next commit.

Also dead, all Uptime Kuma residue or duplication:
  phoenixd_monitor_name, forgejo_runner healthcheck_timeout_seconds/retries,
  fulcrum_tailscale_hostname, and bitcoin_knots_version - the last being a
  v-prefixed copy of bitcoin_knots_version_short that nothing read, two
  hand-maintained copies of one version string.

Corrected a false comment: services_config.yml claimed the uptime_kuma subdomain
"no longer resolves to anything". It resolves to 164.92.239.72 and answers HTTP
302, and 11 playbooks still template it. Same wrong premise as PLAN_3.

Verification: all 37 playbooks' --list-tasks output is byte-identical before and
after. A probe resolving all 22 values services_config.yml used to supply returns
21 identical and one intended deletion (caddy_sites_dir, now role-only - confirmed
the role still resolves it: "Ensure Caddy sites-enabled directory exists" comes
back ok against the real path). memos check-diff identical before and after.
Syntax passes on every playbook.

Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus 5 (1M context) <noreply@anthropic.com>

ansible/group_vars/all/main.yml

@@ -14,3 +14,46 @@ age_backup_recipient: "age192wwdaseqej2ggwyp884gtm05c396anp7chr0vr8m47g50fahpyqr
 # Public key small-backups-box pulls with
 # Authorised on each source host for an unprivileged, dedicated user only
 backup_pull_public_key: "ssh-ed25519 AAAAC3NzaC1lZDI1NTE5AAAAIOfIixKMhA9z+Nvyx6ToZIniC8aEgyiInRiboaTTemgX offsite-backup-pull"
+
+
+# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+# Subdomains. Global because the edge host proxies for services that live on
+# other machines, so no single inventory group covers the readers. Combine with
+# root_domain above to build an FQDN.
+#
+# Moved here from services_config.yml, which 30 plays had to remember to name in
+# vars_files: - a file everyone must opt into is a file someone will forget.
+# ─────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+subdomains:
+  # Monitoring (watchtower)
+  ntfy: ntfy
+  # Uptime Kuma IS still running and this subdomain DOES resolve
+  # (164.92.239.72, HTTP 302). Only the Ansible code and the vault credentials
+  # were retired. A comment here previously claimed the opposite.
+  uptime_kuma: uptime
+
+  # VPN infrastructure (spacey)
+  headscale: headscale
+
+  # Core services (vipy)
+  vaultwarden: vault
+  forgejo: forgejo
+  lnbits: wallet
+
+  # Secondary services (vipy)
+  ntfy_emergency_app: avisame
+  personal_blog: pablohere
+
+  # Memos (memos-box)
+  memos: memos
+
+  # Mempool block explorer (mempool-box, proxied via vipy)
+  mempool: mempool
+
+  # DATUM Gateway dashboard (knots-box, proxied via vipy)
+  datum_gateway: datum
+
+# Read by plays targeting managed, monitoring, vpn_control and edge - no one
+# group covers them, so these are global rather than group_vars/<group>.
+ntfy_topic: alerts
+headscale_namespace: counter-net